That's the story of my life, oh yeah, That's the story of my life. Strife is never ending. (Guard Spoken) Peter Pan! Banished from the town (Guard Spoken) Ugly Duckling! They dragged me from the pond. They broke my magic wand. They blew our condos down. (Guard Spoken) Wicked Witch! Life is but a witch hunt. Mama's in the mud, Mama's in distress. Story of my life | Shrek The Musical | Lyrics (Instrumental) DittleWittle. 14 subscribers. Subscribe. 6.5K views 9 months ago. Make sure to subscribe Shrek The Musical | Story of my Story of My Life lyrics [Guard] (Spoken) Alright, when I call your name step forward. Pinocchio, the puppet. [Pinocchio] (Spoken) I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy. (Nose grows and he laughs) [Guard] (Spoken) That's your patch of mud down there. [Pinocchio] (Spoken) Oh, dopped on a swamp. Lyrics for Story Of My Life by John Tartaglia feat. Shrek Ensemble. Alright, when I call your name step forward. Pinocchio, the puppet. (Pinocchio Spoken) I′ STORY OF MY LIFE. ALWAYS DOOMED TO FAIL. CHEATED BY A FOX. SWALLOWED BY A WHALE. THAT'S THE STORY OF MY LIFE, OH YEAH. THAT'S THE STORY OF MY LIFE. GUARD: Three Bears, take your spot over there by that sign ( THEY try to find it ) GUARD: that's too close. ( again ) GUARD: Too far. ( again ) GUARD: Ahh, just right. FAIRY GODMOTHER .

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